Vintage Rat Birthday Card Funny Angry Mouse Gothic Dark Humor Blank Greeting Card

This was not acceptable.

Concerns have been raised. He stands mid-objection, clearly vocal about the situation, though no adjustments have been made. Evidence of prior tasting is present, suggesting the complaint is… ongoing.

Blank inside. Because he already said it. 🐀🎂😡

You’ll Receive:
• One premium 5" x 7" greeting card (folded size)
• White self-seal A7 envelope
• Printed on premium 300 gsm paper
• Acid-free and archival quality to last for years

Personalized Message Option:
Your message will be printed directly inside the card in matching vintage fonts. Deliberate, intentional, and convincingly thoughtful.

Story Insert Option:
Include an optional story insert!
When selected, you’ll receive a 4x6 print featuring the short vignette shown in the listing description tucked inside the greeting card.