Vintage Angry Rat Birthday Card Funny Screaming Mouse Gothic Dark Humor Blank Greeting Card

This has gone too far.

The cake has been presented again.

The subject is no longer attempting restraint. Whatever concerns were previously noted have now been fully escalated, with visible evidence of agitation and zero intention of de-escalation.

Blank inside. Because nothing you write will help. �🎂🔥

You’ll Receive:
• One premium 5" x 7" greeting card (folded size)
• White self-seal A7 envelope
• Printed on premium 300 gsm paper
• Acid-free and archival quality to last for years

Personalized Message Option:
Your message will be printed directly inside the card in matching vintage fonts. Deliberate, intentional, and convincingly thoughtful.

Story Insert Option:
Include an optional story insert!
When selected, you’ll receive a 4x6 print featuring the short vignette shown in the listing description tucked inside the greeting card.