Vintage Victorian Frog Birthday Card Gothic Funny Dark Humor Blank Greeting Card
$6.50+
He brought one balloon.
And a cake.
Everything appears to be in order, though the enthusiasm isโฆ limited. He stands still, holding the string with quiet obligation, as if fulfilling a responsibility rather than participating in a celebration.
Blank inside. Because this is already enough. ๐ธ๐๐
Youโll Receive:
โข One premium 5" x 7" greeting card (folded size)
โข White self-seal A7 envelope
โข Printed on premium 300 gsm paper
โข Acid-free and archival quality to last for years
Personalized Message Option:
Your message will be printed directly inside the card in matching vintage fonts. Deliberate, intentional, and convincingly thoughtful.
Story Insert Option:
Include an optional story insert!
When selected, youโll receive a 4x6 print featuring the short vignette shown in the listing description tucked inside the greeting card.
Returns & Exchanges
Returns & exchanges not accepted
But please contact me if you have problems with your order
Reviews (4)
Average:
Aug 3, 2026
Good quality and fast shipping
Laura
Jul 28, 2026
Fun cards โ they all have their recipients figured out already.
Lynn Garner
Jul 2, 2026
Super quick and fast perfect for birthday
Austin Smith
Jun 28, 2026
Second order from this seller. These cards are just bizarre---but perfect! Well-made cards that are going to be a real surprise for whoever we send these to. Thanks The animated file is great too.
J Bradshaw