Vintage Snail Birthday Card Gothic Funny Dark Humor Blank Greeting

He brought the cake himself.

It took a while.

With steady determination and absolutely no concern for timing, this snail arrives carrying an entire layered cake, candles already lit, fully committed to the occasion despite being several hours late. No rush. No apology. Just… persistence. And slowly melting frosting.

Blank inside. Because he already did enough. 🐌🎂🔥

You’ll Receive:
• One premium 5" x 7" greeting card (folded size)
• White self-seal A7 envelope
• Printed on premium 300 gsm paper
• Acid-free and archival quality to last for years

Personalized Message Option:
Your message will be printed directly inside the card in matching vintage fonts. Deliberate, intentional, and convincingly thoughtful.

Story Insert Option:
Include an optional story insert!
When selected, you’ll receive a 4x6 print featuring the short vignette shown in the listing description tucked inside the greeting card.