Victorian Fish Birthday Card Gothic Vintage Style Dark Humor Birthday Card
$6.50+
They set everything up.
The cake. The candle. The balloon.
And then, for reasons no one can explain,
they included him.
He contributes nothing.
He has made the entire situation worse.
Blank inside. They set everything up.
The cake.
The candle.
The balloon.
And then, for reasons no one can explain,
they included him.
He contributes nothing.
He offers no feedback.
He has made the entire situation worse.
Blank inside. This doesn’t need additional commentary. 🎣🎂🎈
You’ll Receive:
• One premium 5" x 7" greeting card (folded size)
• White self-seal A7 envelope
• Printed on premium 300 gsm paper
• Acid-free and archival quality to last for years
Personalized Message Option:
Your message will be printed directly inside the card in matching vintage fonts. Deliberate, intentional, and convincingly thoughtful.
Story Insert Option:
Include an optional story insert!
When selected, you’ll receive a 4x6 print featuring the short vignette shown in the listing description tucked inside the greeting card.
Returns & Exchanges
Returns & exchanges not accepted
But please contact me if you have problems with your order
Reviews (1)
Average:
Jul 28, 2026
Fun cards — they all have their recipients figured out already.
Lynn Garner