Victorian Skunk Birthday Card Gothic Animal Vintage Style Dark Humor Birthday Card

He insisted on coming.

No one argued.

The cake was already there.
The candles were already lit.

He has not touched anything.
That does not make it better.

Blank inside. Because the situation speaks for itself. 🦨🎂🎈

You’ll Receive:
• One premium 5" x 7" greeting card (folded size)
• White self-seal A7 envelope
• Printed on premium 300 gsm paper
• Acid-free and archival quality to last for years

Personalized Message Option:
Your message will be printed directly inside the card in matching vintage fonts. Deliberate, intentional, and convincingly thoughtful.

Story Insert Option:
Include an optional story insert!
When selected, you’ll receive a 4x6 print featuring the short vignette shown in the listing description tucked inside the greeting card.