Vintage Victorian Bigfoot Reading to Woodland Animals Christmas Card Funny Gothic Holiday Scene

He said it would be a short story. That was a lie.

Three chapters in, the deer are committed, the rabbit has given up entirely, and no one has the social skills to politely leave.

He keeps reading like this is a completely normal way to spend an evening.

Blank inside, because you’re also stuck here now. 🎄🦌📖

You’ll Receive:
• One premium 5" x 7" greeting card (folded size)
• White self-seal A7 envelope
• Printed on premium 300 gsm paper
• Acid-free and archival quality to last for years

Personalized Message Option:
Your message will be printed directly inside the card in matching vintage fonts. Deliberate, intentional, and convincingly thoughtful.

Story Insert Option:
Include an optional story insert!
When selected, you’ll receive a 4x6 print featuring the short vignette shown in the listing description tucked inside the greeting card.