Vintage Victorian Drunk Santa Christmas Card Funny Holiday Santa Drinking Gothic Humor

Every Santa reaches a point in the evening where things become less official.

The deliveries slow. The glass is refilled...This is that moment.

Photographed mid-pause, he has committed to sitting down “just for a second,” which has now extended indefinitely. The bottle remains within reach.

Blank inside, because this explains itself. 🎄🥃

You’ll Receive:
• One premium 5" x 7" greeting card (folded size)
• White self-seal A7 envelope
• Printed on premium 300 gsm paper
• Acid-free and archival quality to last for years

Personalized Message Option:
Your message will be printed directly inside the card in matching vintage fonts. Deliberate, intentional, and convincingly thoughtful.

Story Insert Option:
Include an optional story insert!
When selected, you’ll receive a 4x6 print featuring the short vignette shown in the listing description tucked inside the greeting card.