Vintage Victorian Christmas Opossum Santa Hat Holiday Card Funny Gothic Animal Greeting

He waited until the gifts were arranged.
Then he got on top of one.

Frozen mid-claim, this opossum has skipped the formalities entirely. Wrapping torn. Ribbons displaced. Ownership established without discussion.

The tree remains standing, though not confidently.

Blank inside, as nothing useful can be added. 🎄🕯️

You’ll Receive:
• One premium 5" x 7" greeting card (folded size)
• White self-seal A7 envelope
• Printed on premium 300 gsm paper
• Acid-free and archival quality to last for years

Personalized Message Option:
Your message will be printed directly inside the card in matching vintage fonts. Deliberate, intentional, and convincingly thoughtful.

Story Insert Option:
Include an optional story insert!
When selected, you’ll receive a 4x6 print featuring the short vignette shown in the listing description tucked inside the greeting card.