$6.50+
A cake was prepared.
Candles were lit.
The goat did not ask how old anyone is.
The goat did not offer advice.
The goat is simply present.
He will allow this to happen.
Blank inside. Because commentary would be unnecessary. 🐐🎂🖤
You’ll Receive:
• One premium 5" x 7" greeting card (folded size)
• White self-seal A7 envelope
• Printed on premium 300 gsm paper
• Acid-free and archival quality to last for years
Personalized Message Option:
Your message will be printed directly inside the card in matching vintage fonts. Deliberate, intentional, and convincingly thoughtful.
Story Insert Option:
Include an optional story insert!
When selected, you’ll receive a 4x6 print featuring the short vignette shown in the listing description tucked inside the greeting card.
But please contact me if you have problems with your order
Feb 28, 2026
The goat birthday card is too funny—love this vendor’s unique cards and appreciate the free shipping.