Victorian Gothic Rooster Birthday Cake Greeting Card Dark Antique Farm Humor

The rooster arrived early, as expected.
There is a cake. There are candles. Feathers drift through the air like unsolicited commentary.
No singing occurred. Judgment was implied.

Blank inside. Because you’ve already survived another year. 🐔🕯️

You’ll Receive:
• One premium 5" x 7" greeting card (folded size)
• White self-seal A7 envelope
• Printed on premium 300 gsm paper
• Acid-free and archival quality to last for years

Personalized Message Option:
Your message will be printed directly inside the card in matching vintage fonts. Deliberate, intentional, and convincingly thoughtful.

Story Insert Option:
Include an optional story insert!
When selected, you’ll receive a 4x6 print featuring the short vignette shown in the listing description tucked inside the greeting card.