Letters to Satan Christmas Card

$6.50+

Shipping to United States: $5.50


Every winter, letters pile up.
Requests, confessions, grievances, unreasonable demands.
Some addressed to saints. Some to strangers.
And some, finally, sent to the only party who might actually appreciate the honesty.

Blank inside. Because you already know what you want. 🔥📬

You’ll Receive:
• One premium 5" x 7" greeting card (folded size)
• White self-seal A7 envelope
• Printed on premium 300 gsm paper
• Acid-free and archival quality to last for years

Choose Your Card Option:
• Card Only - Your card is blank inside, ready for your own message.
• Personalized Message - Your message is printed inside the card exactly as typed. Enter your message in the personalization box when ordering.
• Story Inside - The story from this listing is printed on the right interior panel, with the left side left blank for your own message.
• Card + Animation – Includes your physical card plus the matching MP4 animation shown in this listing, delivered via a private Google Drive link sent to you after purchase.

About the Creative Process

AI is one of several tools I use in my creative process, alongside Photoshop and other digital editing software. Each design goes through extensive editing, refinement, and customization before becoming a finished product. It's a hands-on, time-consuming process rather than simply generating an image. All paper goods are printed, finished, and packaged by hand in my studio.

Returns & Exchanges

Returns & exchanges not accepted

But please contact me if you have problems with your order

Reviews (3)

Average:

The cards are amazing! Great quality card stock and printing. I’ve given up with Hallmark. This is the seller you need to buy from! Have gotten so many compliments about them. I am a repeat buyer and will continue to buy more. Thanks so much!


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Perfect card for someone with dark humor. Great quality card. Why give ordinary when you can give extraordinary! Quick shipping and great packaging. Thank you!


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