Vintage Victorian Creepy Egg Easter Card Gothic Surreal Horror Art Antique Style Greeting Blank Inside

It sits. It waits. It pretends it isn’t thinking.

Cracks like a polite smile, eyes that suggest it has already decided how this ends, this small, silent thing occupies the space between nursery curiosity and formal threat. No movement. No sound. Just intention, gently resting on a wooden pedestal.

Blank inside because whatever you write will probably make it worse.🥚🕯️

You’ll Receive:
• One premium 5" x 7" greeting card (folded size)
• White self-seal A7 envelope
• Printed on premium 300 gsm paper
• Acid-free and archival quality to last for years

Personalized Message Option:
Your message will be printed directly inside the card in matching vintage fonts. Deliberate, intentional, and convincingly thoughtful.

Story Insert Option:
Include an optional story insert!
When selected, you’ll receive a 4x6 print featuring the short vignette shown in the listing description tucked inside the greeting card.