$6.50+
He understood the assignment.
Crown secured. Posture adjusted.
Somewhere between self-appointed royalty and deeply committed nonsense, this bat has declared himself ruler of the season. No ceremony. No witnesses. Maximum confidence. Zero objections accepted.
Blank inside, because kings do not write first. 👑🦇
You’ll Receive:
• One premium 5" x 7" greeting card (folded size)
• White self-seal A7 envelope
• Printed on premium 300 gsm paper
• Acid-free and archival quality to last for years
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