$6.50+
He claimed the title of captain without a ship, a crew, or any understanding of navigation.
The hat was placed. The scarf was tied. The wings were adjusted with the confidence of a creature who believes leadership is mostly about posture.
He stands there, waiting for someone to follow him into whatever this is.
Blank inside, because mutiny felt unnecessary. 🏴☠️🦇
You’ll Receive:
• One premium 5" x 7" greeting card (folded size)
• White self-seal A7 envelope
• Printed on premium 300 gsm paper
• Acid-free and archival quality to last for years
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