$7.83+ $9.00+
This is not a proposal.
This is an offering.
An unnervingly formal axolotl stands upright, dressed for an occasion no one remembers scheduling, holding flowers with ceremonial seriousness. His expression suggests devotion, patience, and the unsettling certainty that he will outlive everyone present.
Styled like an antique Victorian cabinet photograph, this print leans fully into dignified absurdity. It works equally well as strange romance, offbeat gothic decor, or a warning to guests that normalcy is not a priority here.
He will watch the room. He will not blink. 🖤🌿
Product Information:
• Printed on premium, acid-free matte photo paper with archival pigment inks
• Full-bleed printing (no borders) for a clean look
• Unframed print – Frame shown for display only
• Each print is made to order and ships within 1 business day with tracking provided
• Due to the nature of this piece, returns are not accepted. If your print arrives damaged, a replacement will be sent right away
But please contact me if you have problems with your order