$6.50+
Transportation was arranged.
Questions were not entertained.
The chicken stood patiently. The bat took his position. How this decision was made remains unclear, but it was made with confidence.
Blank inside, because explanations would only complicate things. 🦇🐔
You’ll Receive:
• One premium 5" x 7" greeting card (folded size)
• White self-seal A7 envelope
• Printed on premium 300 gsm paper
• Acid-free and archival quality to last for years
Personalized Message Option:
Your message will be printed directly inside the card in matching vintage fonts. Deliberate, intentional, and convincingly thoughtful.
Story Insert Option:
Include an optional story insert!
When selected, you’ll receive a 4x6 print featuring the short vignette shown in the listing description tucked inside the greeting card.
But please contact me if you have problems with your order
Apr 16, 2026
Quirky cards that will make any recipient smile for sure!