Bat Taking A Bubble Bath Victorian Cabinet Card Style Cute Brown Bat Gothic Funny Greeting Card

You enter the bathroom.
The water is already drawn.
The bat is already there.

It sits upright in the tub, wearing a shower cap, surrounded by bubbles, accompanied by a rubber duck. It does not acknowledge you. It does not explain itself. Bath time is clearly a private matter.

Blank inside, because interrupting feels rude. 🦇🛁🦆

You’ll Receive:
• One premium 5" x 7" greeting card (folded size)
• White self-seal A7 envelope
• Printed on premium 300 gsm paper
• Acid-free and archival quality to last for years

Personalized Message Option:
Your message will be printed directly inside the card in matching vintage fonts. Deliberate, intentional, and convincingly thoughtful.

Story Insert Option:
Include an optional story insert!
When selected, you’ll receive a 4x6 print featuring the short vignette shown in the listing description tucked inside the greeting card.