$6.50+
A very unsettling clown holds a single balloon and stares directly at you. The smile is shaped like happiness but absolutely is not. The balloon does nothing to help.
This is less “party” and more “accepted fate.”
Blank inside. A darkly funny birthday card for someone who has made peace with questionable decisions. 🖤🎈🤡
You’ll Receive:
• One premium 5" x 7" greeting card (folded size)
• White self-seal A7 envelope
• Printed on premium 300 gsm paper
• Acid-free and archival quality to last for years
Personalized Message Option:
Your message will be printed directly inside the card in matching vintage fonts. Deliberate, intentional, and convincingly thoughtful.
Story Insert Option:
Include an optional story insert!
When selected, you’ll receive a 4x6 print featuring the short vignette shown in the listing description tucked inside the greeting card.
But please contact me if you have problems with your order
Jul 14, 2026
Perfect for the recipient! Thanks!
Jul 3, 2026
It is a really well made product. Very pleased with it.
Apr 5, 2026
I am always thrilled by these unique cards!
Mar 12, 2026
Unique and hilarious cards! I will be buying from this shop again.