Vintage Victorian Piñata Birthday Card Gothic Dark Humor Antique Style Photography Blank Inside

He was told this was how birthdays work.
He took that seriously.

Dressed in his finest suit and party hat, a man raises his stick with purpose. No hesitation. No doubt. Instructions have been received.

Blank inside. Festive, committed, and slightly alarming. 🖤🎉🫏

You’ll Receive:
• One premium 5" x 7" greeting card (folded size)
• White self-seal A7 envelope
• Printed on premium 300 gsm paper
• Acid-free and archival quality to last for years

Personalized Message Option:
Your message will be printed directly inside the card in matching vintage fonts. Deliberate, intentional, and convincingly thoughtful.

Story Insert Option:
Include an optional story insert!
When selected, you’ll receive a 4x6 print featuring the short vignette shown in the listing description tucked inside the greeting card.