Opossum Birthday Card

$6.50+

Shipping to United States: $5.50


He was told to wait.
He chose violence instead.

Perched beside a partially demolished cake, this opossum has committed fully to the moment. Mouth wide, eyes locked, frosting everywhere. The candle didn’t stand a chance. Neither did restraint.

Blank inside. A darkly funny birthday card for someone who treats cake like a personal challenge and considers self-control a suggestion at best. 🖤🎂🦝

You’ll Receive:
• One premium 5" x 7" greeting card (folded size)
• White self-seal A7 envelope
• Printed on premium 300 gsm paper
• Acid-free and archival quality to last for years

Choose Your Card Option:
• Card Only - Your card is blank inside, ready for your own message.
• Personalized Message - Your message is printed inside the card exactly as typed. Enter your message in the personalization box when ordering.
• Story Inside - The story from this listing is printed on the right interior panel, with the left side left blank for your own message.
• Card + Animation – Includes your physical card plus the matching MP4 animation shown in this listing, delivered via a private Google Drive link sent to you after purchase.

About the Creative Process

AI is one of several tools I use in my creative process, alongside Photoshop and other digital editing software. Each design goes through extensive editing, refinement, and customization before becoming a finished product. It's a hands-on, time-consuming process rather than simply generating an image. All paper goods are printed, finished, and packaged by hand in my studio.

Returns & Exchanges

Returns & exchanges not accepted

But please contact me if you have problems with your order

I love this card, it's so funny. It's really nicely printed and the cardstock is perfect. I will definitely be back. Wonderful shop and seller!


This birthday card is absolutely hilarious, printed on good quality card stock and shipped immediately. What more can you say, other than I'll be back?


Very helpful, great communication and great quality!


My daughter loves possums and th is one suits her personality when confronted with an undesirable situation such as celebrating another birthday or sharing cake. She will love this card. Top quality materials and artistic expertise. I've already come back for more.


print quality is great and shipping was fast. even though it was just a card there was a lot of care put into packaging


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