Vintage Victorian Opossum Birthday Card Gothic Animal Humor Antique Style Photography Blank Inside
$6.50+
He was told to wait.
He chose violence instead.
Perched beside a partially demolished cake, this opossum has committed fully to the moment. Mouth wide, eyes locked, frosting everywhere. The candle didn’t stand a chance. Neither did restraint.
Blank inside. A darkly funny birthday card for someone who treats cake like a personal challenge and considers self-control a suggestion at best. 🖤🎂🦝
You’ll Receive:
• One premium 5" x 7" greeting card (folded size)
• White self-seal A7 envelope
• Printed on premium 300 gsm paper
• Acid-free and archival quality to last for years
Personalized Message Option:
Your message will be printed directly inside the card in matching vintage fonts. Deliberate, intentional, and convincingly thoughtful.
Story Insert Option:
Include an optional story insert!
When selected, you’ll receive a 4x6 print featuring the short vignette shown in the listing description tucked inside the greeting card.
Returns & Exchanges
Returns & exchanges not accepted
But please contact me if you have problems with your order
Reviews (21)
Average:
Jul 25, 2026
This birthday card is absolutely hilarious, printed on good quality card stock and shipped immediately. What more can you say, other than I'll be back?
Lisa Flowers
Jul 22, 2026
Very helpful, great communication and great quality!
Bonook
Jul 11, 2026
My daughter loves possums and th is one suits her personality when confronted with an undesirable situation such as celebrating another birthday or sharing cake. She will love this card. Top quality materials and artistic expertise. I've already come back for more.
Kim Wolfe
Jul 2, 2026
print quality is great and shipping was fast. even though it was just a card there was a lot of care put into packaging
katlin lemon
Jun 27, 2026
i do not write reviews
Jim Carmichael