Vintage Victorian Opossum Birthday Card Gothic Animal Humor Antique Style Photography Blank Inside

He said he’d just have a small bite.
That was a lie.

Mouth open, composure gone, dignity left somewhere off-camera. Victorian manners were attempted. Briefly.

Blank inside. A darkly funny birthday card for someone who understands that cake waits for no one and decorum is optional. 🖤🎂🦝

You’ll Receive:
• One premium 5" x 7" greeting card (folded size)
• White self-seal A7 envelope
• Printed on premium 300 gsm paper
• Acid-free and archival quality to last for years

Personalized Message Option:
Your message will be printed directly inside the card in matching vintage fonts. Deliberate, intentional, and convincingly thoughtful.

Story Insert Option:
Include an optional story insert!
When selected, you’ll receive a 4x6 print featuring the short vignette shown in the listing description tucked inside the greeting card.