Opossum Birthday Card

$6.50+

Shipping to United States: $5.50


He waited until the candle was lit.
Then he screamed at the cake.

Frozen mid-outburst, this opossum has reached the point where anticipation becomes unmanageable. Cake untouched. Patience gone. The table has suffered minor damage.

Blank inside. A darkly funny birthday card for someone who feels birthdays deeply, reacts immediately, and believes desserts should move faster. 🖤🎂🦝

You’ll Receive:
• One premium 5" x 7" greeting card (folded size)
• White self-seal A7 envelope
• Printed on premium 300 gsm paper
• Acid-free and archival quality to last for years

Choose Your Card Option:
• Card Only - Your card is blank inside, ready for your own message.
• Personalized Message - Your message is printed inside the card exactly as typed. Enter your message in the personalization box when ordering.
• Story Inside - The story from this listing is printed on the right interior panel, with the left side left blank for your own message.
• Card + Animation – Includes your physical card plus the matching MP4 animation shown in this listing, delivered via a private Google Drive link sent to you after purchase.

About the Creative Process

AI is one of several tools I use in my creative process, alongside Photoshop and other digital editing software. Each design goes through extensive editing, refinement, and customization before becoming a finished product. It's a hands-on, time-consuming process rather than simply generating an image. All paper goods are printed, finished, and packaged by hand in my studio.

Returns & Exchanges

Returns & exchanges not accepted

But please contact me if you have problems with your order

My wife loved the card...so whimsical! Thanks!


My husband loved this for his birthday!


Fun cards — they all have their recipients figured out already.


This makes me laugh! Love the design.


Love the card so much! And the shop owner sent such a sweet note along too. Love this shop!


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