Bat Eating Birthday Cake Card

$6.50+

Shipping to United States: $5.50


He said he’d just have a small bite.
That was a lie.

With one candle burning and crumbs already in flight, this bat has abandoned all social norms in favor of immediate cake consumption. No waiting. No sharing. Just frosting and questionable manners.

Blank inside. A darkly funny birthday card for someone who believes birthdays are for eating dessert first and apologizing never. 🖤🦇🎂

You’ll Receive:
• One premium 5" x 7" greeting card (folded size)
• White self-seal A7 envelope
• Printed on premium 300 gsm paper
• Acid-free and archival quality to last for years

Choose Your Card Option:
• Card Only - Your card is blank inside, ready for your own message.
• Personalized Message - Your message is printed inside the card exactly as typed. Enter your message in the personalization box when ordering.
• Story Inside - The story from this listing is printed on the right interior panel, with the left side left blank for your own message.
• Card + Animation – Includes your physical card plus the matching MP4 animation shown in this listing, delivered via a private Google Drive link sent to you after purchase.

About the Creative Process

AI is one of several tools I use in my creative process, alongside Photoshop and other digital editing software. Each design goes through extensive editing, refinement, and customization before becoming a finished product. It's a hands-on, time-consuming process rather than simply generating an image. All paper goods are printed, finished, and packaged by hand in my studio.

Returns & Exchanges

Returns & exchanges not accepted

But please contact me if you have problems with your order

Ordered the version with the story having no idea what would be said…absolutely perfect!! Can’t wait for the recipient to read it!


Great card. Arrived quickly. Good buyer's experience.


Very happy with everything. Thankyou


This card was fantastic, and my niece loved it! High quality, fast shipping, all around great service. Thank you!


My dad loves spooky gothic things, and this was the perfect card for him


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