Vintage Victorian Bat Eating Birthday Cake Card Gothic Macabre Art Antique Style Photography Blank Inside

He said he’d just have a small bite.
That was a lie.

With one candle burning and crumbs already in flight, this bat has abandoned all social norms in favor of immediate cake consumption. No waiting. No sharing. Just frosting and questionable manners.

Blank inside. A darkly funny birthday card for someone who believes birthdays are for eating dessert first and apologizing never. 🖤🦇🎂

You’ll Receive:
• One premium 5" x 7" greeting card (folded size)
• White self-seal A7 envelope
• Printed on premium 300 gsm paper
• Acid-free and archival quality to last for years

Personalized Message Option:
Your message will be printed directly inside the card in matching vintage fonts. Deliberate, intentional, and convincingly thoughtful.

Story Insert Option:
Include an optional story insert!
When selected, you’ll receive a 4x6 print featuring the short vignette shown in the listing description tucked inside the greeting card.