$6.50+
He only attends the birthdays that matter.
The suit is tailored in 1873, the horns polished daily.
The cake is always the exact age you fear becoming.
He never sings, he only smiles while you blow out your candles.
Blank inside. Congratulations, the guest of honor has arrived. 🖤😈🎂
You’ll Receive:
• One premium 5" x 7" greeting card (folded size)
• White self-seal A7 envelope
• Printed on premium 300 gsm paper
• Acid-free and archival quality to last for years
Personalized Message Option:
Your message will be printed directly inside the card in matching vintage fonts. Deliberate, intentional, and convincingly thoughtful.
Story Insert Option:
Include an optional story insert!
When selected, you’ll receive a 4x6 print featuring the short vignette shown in the listing description tucked inside the greeting card.
But please contact me if you have problems with your order
May 7, 2026
You could frame these! Very pleases
Apr 30, 2026
I cannot wait to give this card to my friend. Very high quality material, just as pictured and described, and fast shipping. The story/inscription is worth the extra cost.
Apr 10, 2026
This card is perfect for my brother, can't wait to give it to him. I'll b back for more
Apr 7, 2026
Love it thank you so much!
Mar 25, 2026
Great quality card and shipped fast. I bought it for someone's birthday and they are going to love it. Very happy with my purchase.