Unimpressed Birthday Boy Card

$6.50+

Shipping to United States: $5.50


He turned seven in 1894.
He has been perfecting this exact expression for 130 years.
Blank inside. May your birthday be slightly less disappointing than his. 🖤🎈

You’ll Receive:
• One premium 5" x 7" greeting card (folded size)
• White self-seal A7 envelope
• Printed on premium 300 gsm paper
• Acid-free and archival quality to last for years

Choose Your Card Option:
• Card Only - Your card is blank inside, ready for your own message.
• Personalized Message - Your message is printed inside the card exactly as typed. Enter your message in the personalization box when ordering.
• Story Inside - The story from this listing is printed on the right interior panel, with the left side left blank for your own message.
• Card + Animation – Includes your physical card plus the matching MP4 animation shown in this listing, delivered via a private Google Drive link sent to you after purchase.

About the Creative Process

AI is one of several tools I use in my creative process, alongside Photoshop and other digital editing software. Each design goes through extensive editing, refinement, and customization before becoming a finished product. It's a hands-on, time-consuming process rather than simply generating an image. All paper goods are printed, finished, and packaged by hand in my studio.

Returns & Exchanges

Returns & exchanges not accepted

But please contact me if you have problems with your order

Reviews (2)

Average:

I love ❤️ this customized birthday card! I cannot wait to send it to a cousin for her birthday. Thanks. I know I’ll be back again. 👍


Great card. Unique. Certain to induce a chuckle or two. Loved the info about it. Will be giving it to my "little" brother for his 69th birthday. Highly recommend this seller and shop.


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